Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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