I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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