And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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