capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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