We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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