Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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