It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
