p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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