Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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