I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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