Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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