I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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