Can i not drive my cunt home
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize
