it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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