ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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