The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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