She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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