it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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