She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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