Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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