Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i think we sleep fucked last night...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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