Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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