what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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