I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
