Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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