Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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