I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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