no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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