I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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