Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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