jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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