there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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