8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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