Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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