my being single is dangerous.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
