Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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