Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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