Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
His hands were made for my vagina.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
