it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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