I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
