Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
