I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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