no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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