All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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