Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
