I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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