I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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