I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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