You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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