oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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