The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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